Fuck.

I hate smelling like a cigarette.

I hate friends who are assholes when they're drunk.

I apologize for calling out stupidity.

I resent the fact that because I don't have a car and don't drive, you think I can't.

I am extremely sorry that you can't get laid and take it out on everybody else.

Other than on your friends you should find a healthy way to express your unfathomable anger.

Also, don't drunkenly grope girls, it's fucking disgusting.

I guess the point here is that being friends with someone shouldn't be a task, and it's becoming one.

Laziness is something I frown upon, procrastination is a different story.

One thing that I've always been aligned with is the fact that alcohol shouldn't change people, and if it does, they shouldn't drink. There is an extremely broad line between opening up while drunk and being a completely different and regrettable person while drunk. 

I get it, alcohol is a depressant, and I'm exercising that aspect of it right now by being so pissed off about this, but the difference is...I'm admitting it.