Fuck trying to sleep in the heat.

The most unbearable part about this is the fact that summer ends soon...in three days.
But right now is the hottest it's been in my room since we moved into this house.
It's honestly a good ten degrees hotter in here than the rest of the house...fucking weak.

Let's start a list of things less painful than trying to sleep in a hot ass room:

• Shoving a glass thermometer in my pee-hole and smashing it with a small, thermometer-sized hammer.
• Losing a tongue.
• Get hit by a car.
• Be internally decomposed by maggots.
• Be burned alive.
• Be buried alive.
• Be a victim of the Black Dahlia Murders. Yes, that means my wounds would be violently and involuntarily fornicated.
  

I think we get the picture here....fact of the matter is, and this is the big one, sweat sucks ass. I wasn't planning on showering and now I have to. FUCK.